Sunday, July 29, 2007

WHERE IS MY MINT MILANO!?




A refresher course in the finer points of indulgence. Between the exquisite cookies of this classic milano awaits a refreshing duet of cool mint creme and rich, dark chocolate. Very cool indeed.




AKA the best cookies ever made! They are so hard to find where I live but I stocked up when I went to Target while I was in ND.

Seriously, You have to try them!

An excerpt from a 'Will & Grace' episode:

KAREN: Where is my Mint Milano?

ROSARIO: I don't know, lady. Maybe you ate it.

KAREN: No! I would remember. You know that I allow myself one Mint Milano per day. And now, I cannot have another Mint Milano until tomorrow. And yes, I'm sure that my doctor would be very happy if I could go a day without a Mint Milano. But I say a person's got to enjoy life! I want my Mint Milano!

ROSARIO: What are those crumbs on your jacket?

[KAREN LOOKS DOWN AT HER JACKET.]

KAREN: [QUIETLY] Mint Milano. Maybe I did eat it. [GIGGLES]

ROSARIO: Whenever I get together with my friends and we talk about who works for the craziest bitch, I always win.

(Later on..)

JACK
: Oh my God, you caught the bird.

KAREN
: Honey it was easy. I just gave him some Mint Milanos...
(bird falls dead off perch)
... and some brandy to wash it down with.

JACK: Karen! I can't believe you killed it. How could you give a bird alcohol?

KAREN
: Well it was a lot harder than you think. At first I tried to pin it down with an ashtray and pry open its beak with a pair of ice tongs. Ultimately I just dunked it head-first into my glass.

JACK
: All right. Well clearly nobody's at fault here

1 comment:

Zaira. said...

I can't stop laughing.

That is all.'